I'm in the middle of an historic procrastination session, and I dare say I may have outdone myself this time. And I'm no slouch in this area, in fact I'm an expert. As far as not doing homework goes, I'm world class. I still haven't turned in my Spanish 3 final; it was due at the end of the hour four years ago.
Anyway,
I'll be up all nite writing a stupid paper that probably won't even ever get read (and certainly not by me), so entertain me.
And I know, I know, worst post ever. Beat you to it.
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i'm going to sleep, how entertaining is that?
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I could bitch about how much i hate veronica mars for a while if that would help.
nice user name!
And yes, it would. Please do.
For god's sake, please do. (I'm dying here).
Ooooh - I can bitch about lots and lots of things that Babbles likes and I hate, but the list would be longer for things I love and he hates . . .
(starting with Jack Bristow, Jack Shepard, Jack Burton. . . hmmmmmm)
but wait, he and I already did that today, which might have something to do with why he's in this mess in the first place.
How about this:
Guess how many pizza rolls i just ate?
you're SO wrong about back to the future 1 by the way.
I'll bite. How many pizza rolls dis you just eat?
41!!!
NO FUCKING WAY.
no fucking way.
I'll only believe it if they were cheese, if any topping was included I'll take my disbelief to my grave.
yeah, just cheese. But i could do more if i really wanted too.
Wow. These ass-fuck comments are so god-awful, they make the Babbles-at-his-whiniest blog that spawned them seem half-way readable.
Congrats to everyone involved!
Then do more. pizza rolls don't come in 41 quantity packages, go knock out some more.
also,
check this out:
http://www.lunchtimereview.com/2006/02/methods-of-pizza-roll-preparation-part.html
(and you thought our blarg was bad)
It was actually a 40 ct. bag with a bonus roll. That's all i had on hand.
I thought of that, but was hoping it was a fifty count bag and you were just being lame.
slogan,
bring up the level of comments by saying something interesting. If you even can (which I doubt).
But ass-fuck comments are the best kind, Echoes! That snakewine/horsefucking thread went on forever!
And I mean FORRRR-EVVVV-ERRRRR.
Obviously I'm putting off something as well. We'll know it's getting desperate when the birds start chirping. (Around 3 am or so.)
Love the post title by the way.
each hour that goes by without me starting decreases the fifteen page pager one page. currently we're going to attempt to complete an 8-10 page paper.
Although, I may have to recalculate to compensate for the wine I"m drinking.
You have the power not to just leave ass-fuck comments but to write another post. Please?
but I'm just so goddamn lazy.
sing it, sister
I said 'ass-fuck' not 'horse-fuck.' When a horse is involved, the human orifice becomes irrelevant.
Horse-fuck comments are all the rage. I never would have disputed THAT.
Our stupid dog peed on the floor last night. I only know this because he woke me up wanting to get back up on the bed with his wet little dog weiner.
Seriously, Bacon? No whining or scratching? Just going to go ahead and do it inside? And apparently in some fucking black hole you've conjured up, because I can't find it anywhere.
I took my dog to the vet yesterday, and he pissed in three different rooms. I was mortified.
what did your dog do while the vet was pissing everywhere?
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2 Cups Water.
2 Scoops casein-based protein powder.
1 Tablespoon oat flour, or 2 tbsp. raw oats.
1 tablespoon flaxseed oil
1 teaspoon L-Glutamine powder.
Combine all ingredients in a 16-ounce bottle.
Shake well.
310 Calories. 31 g protein, 7 g carbohydrates, 16 g total fat, 1 g saturated fat, 2 g fiber, 83 mg sodium.
Blog! Or get the fuck off the internet.
fucking christ...april fool's day and not a single goddamn thing?
fucktards.
shame on you too, a.v.e.
sad to say, some of us were simply "fools" today. . . and not the funny April kind.
regular, run-of-the-mill kind.
UPDATE: the mission was a failure... I'm handing in the paper late (assuming it gets done at all).
fuck school.
Mix yourself up a heat-seeker and get to work.
nice suggestion, but I think a 'homeworker' is more appropriate.
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