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...that's almost as boring as life itself
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March
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- Darth Efficient, Sith Lord of Homework
- Saturday Morning Veronica Mars Discussion No. 5
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- My latest fascination...
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- Saturday Morning Veronica Mars Discussion No. 4
- what the hell was I thinking.
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- Saturday Morning Veronica Mars Discussion No. 3
- my sister's a whore.
- What the French, Toast?
- Filling space like a.v.e.'s "miyagi"
- Hybrids should be able to park in handicapped spots
- Saturday Morning Veronica Mars Discussion No. 2
- Attn: Moronica
- fuck you, i'm sick.
- I want to believe!
- At least I have this blahg
- i heart craigslist
- I'm so out of the loop
- It's a disaster waiting to happen
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12 comments:
you having a hybrid (car, not werewolf, although having a werewolf or being a werewolf would be tits), would only further both your hieghtened sense of superiority and persecution.
plus, your inability to walk over 20 feet without hacking and weezing up dark green lung butter is your own damn fault. don't be taking up my precious parking spots. i damn well earned it by getting a leg and both nuts lopped off in saigon.
I thought blah school was supposed to teach you how to make an argument. Your opening statement is unconvincing.
What the hell has happened to you? First, Jerry Loller School. Second, this blog. Now a Ha-brid?!
Teen Babbles would hate the man he'd become. (Especially since Younger Babbles was able to pull down way more top-shelf pussy.)
AVENUE's use of the term "top-shelf pussy" goes a long way toward proving that this is not something he himself has ever been able to "pull down."
Also, I've seen photos of high school Babbles and I'm pretty sure the only thing he was "pulling" was...
You get the idea.
ooh, dunk. only the second one counts. supposedly a.v.e. gets tha mad pussy.
or so babbles says.
no, no, no, I don't believe that's anything I've ever said. And I don't even have a snappy retort; just a simple denial.
I honestly just needed something to fill the space below where I called a.v.e. "Avenue."
It's true. The stream of tang into my life flows as strong and continuous as the foul drip trickling from the "reduced for quick sale"-pussy that Current Babbles is relegated to.
Not to worry, Current Babbles. It comes at a cost. My miyagi looks like the portrait of Dorian Gray.
And Slogan, I got your space filler right here. (Points to miyagi.)
I have to admit...
I'm impressed you were able to combine Oscar Wilde and Karate Kid into a description of your herpe-ridden penis.
Well played.
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