It's sometimes-commenter Usher's birthday!
Also, I don't know if it's stress, my awful, awful diet, lack of sunlight, or what, but you should see my complexion; more like spring break-out.
Anyway, HAPPY B-DAY or whatever. And since it's your special day, treat yourself; don't read the blarg today.
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FUCK. Take all the easy ones, whydontcha? I even thought about writing this post last night but I, you know, put it off.
Now what am I supposed to blog about?
the same boring shit no one cares about that you usually do?
Or was that supposed to be rhetorical?
rhetorical.
and yeah 'the same boring shit' was the right answer.
although, I seem to get a lot more comments than you do. just sayin.
Usher, you devil, happy (now-late) birthday. I hope it was full of fine beers, poker winnings and hot almost-sex with one or more of my cousins.
(And one of the legal ones, unlike that perv Bars.)
Not to split hairs here, but "Almost-Sex" is pretty much never hot.
almost sex with more than one of molly's cousins might be hot
is anal fisting considered almost-sex?
I think anal fisting is more like Super-Sex. Or Sex+1.
So is like 4 fingers still Almost-Sex, but add a thumb and it's Sex+1?
Where are we drawing the line here?
it's more about the knuckle than the thumb
See, I was going to say wrist.
If you can't see any palm, it's sex+1.
All,
Thanks for the birthday wishes, much appreciated. As some of you may know, I'm tagging along with Slaggerty's slag of a sister to Hays this weekend to hang out with moronica for my real birthday (Saturday). Babbles was gonna come too but he decided that some paper about slaves was more important than me (it's actually only 3/5 as important).
Babbles,
I hope you never flop a set again.
Usher,
That comment was so good I'm thinking about giving you moronica's submit button.
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