Fucking People

Well, What Would You Do With Polyjuice Potion?

I thought the answer to "What would a bunch of teenage wizards do with polyjuice potion?" was kind of totally obvious, but an informal poll of friends and acquaintances resulted in mostly blank stares and stupid answers.

I think the magical teens would fuck. I mean, right? Like, think about a bunch of teenage boy wizards who can't get laid because they can't talk to girls or whatever. Wouldn't they brew up some polyjuice, pluck a few hairs (from the hot bitchy girls. for instance Parvati Patil, and the too-shy hot nerdy girls, like Luna Lovegood), and draw straws to see who gets banged first? Yeah probably. And it wouldn't just be the boys either.

I can see some people having hang-ups about this kind of activity. Wouldn't this kind of thing really confuse and disorient young people who are just beginning to grapple with their sexual preferences and identities on the whole? I kind of think those hurdles would be pretty easily cleared when these kids realize that they're actually going to get laid.

But wouldn't this friend-fucking lead to anxiety and frustration in a lot of teenagers' interpersonal relationships? Pardon? Just what part of your life as a teenager wasn't full of anxiety and frustration?

Anyway I've got Hermione stirring up a batch in the bathroom as we speak and I've collected about eighteen strands of her hair. Babbles is in for a sore time when next he visits ;)