Book review: The Brethren by John Grisham

Don't bother reading though the 1025 reader submitted reviews, I'll tell you what you need to know.

This book fucking rules. It's the greatest thing I've ever read. Shakespeare can go to hell. This book is the reason why English was created. This is the new Good Book. If Jesus were alive today, this is what he would be preaching. Letters were invented so they could align to form the words to form the sentences that appear in this book. Buy it. Rent it. Steal it. Whatever.

You must read it. The enjoyment you'll get out of this book can only be matched by... It can't be matched. Nothing will compare to the feeling you get from finishing this book. Nothing. Winning the lottery? No way. Ridding the world of AIDS? Fuck that.

This book is so good finishing it made me sad because then there's no more. It's like the greatest thing ever, in all of ever. Five stars, no doubt. Quit reading this silly blog and go buy it already. John Grisham is the new god.

I'm not going to tell you what it's about or the plot(spoiler alert), but I'll simply leave you with this: The Brethren by John Grisham is the greatest thing ever created by mortal man.