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Thursday, April 17, 2008

SoDak Rulz

I don't know how ya'll do it 'round these parts, but here's a little story of some legislation done in the LoDak style:

A House Concurrent Resolution was submitted in February 2008 to give one Martha Smith, an 80 year old woman, the hide of a mountain lion she recently killed from her back porch. You see, she came outside to find her dog in a standoff with the catamount, called 911 to deal with the problem, but upon being told that a "conservation officer" was not available currently, she grabbed her .22 caliber rifle and "taking steady aim" killed the cat.
When asked why she kept a loaded gun in the house she responded, "What good's a gun if it's not loaded?"

The legislature wants to give her the hide "to enjoy for a while" before donating it to a local museum, because she has "the spirit of the pioneers who tamed this prairie wilderness" and is someone who "will rise up and do what needs to be done."

to which locals have responded with mixed results:

-- "Good on you South Dakota!"

-- " May I remind you that Bill Janklow (ex-governor) has killed more people (drunk driving) than Mountain Lions."

--"The legislature must have decided that the Mountain Lion was Pro-Choice, somehow."

I take issue that I had to learn about this on my own time, and was never introduced to this kind of lawmaking in Lawst School.

5 comments:

A.v.E said...

Can I get an abortion in South Dakota, yet?

(By the way, thanks on that one. It made Kansas the second most archaic state in the union.

Gal Swearengen said...

that depends, do you prefer the wire hanger version or the more sterile, anesthetized kind?

A.v.E said...

Rusty hanger, please.

(Like there's any other kind.)

Oliver Babbles said...

Bill Janklow has killed more people than Mountain Lions have.


Best re-election slogan ever.

Molly Slaggerty said...

"Good on you, [_________]" is my new favorite phrase.

Also: kudos on coming from a place even more awesome than D.C.