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Friday, February 29, 2008

Another actual sign posted at my gym

They've posted a follow-up sign, apparently the bandit is still around...


Attention Members:
We'd love to keep the treadmills open, but the HEALTH DEPARTMENT is making us close them down because SOMEONE keeps SHAVING, WASHING, AND DEFACATING on them. Because of this, there will no longer be treadmills to use.


Okay, it should be known, however, that I was the one who posted this sign. And it was handwritten on a paper towel.

2 comments:

Slogan Echoes said...

Had you just shaved, washed and defecated on a couple of the treadmills, the gym would have posted an official version of the sign for you.

To me, this indicates poor planning and a severe lack of initiative.

Anonymous said...

i'm going to need photos of said signs from here on out.