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Sunday, February 24, 2008

A list of things I would rather be than a lawyer:

personal trainer
professional poker player
teacher at at least the high school level
writer for a television series
sportscaster
television announcer for a poker show
optometrist
part of an advertisement team
dog whisperer
radio dj
florist
rodeo clown
pool boy
person who puts the newspapers on those stick things at the library
janitor
ditchdigger
dead

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you would make a much better lawyer then a dog whisperer. You are no pack leader

Anonymous said...

a pool boy? my, don't we think highly of ourselves. I fear I must refer you to an earlier post about treating certain symptoms. . . .

Anonymous said...

personal trainer? really?

Oliver Babbles said...

yeah, you're right. I should have said "impersonal trainer"

A.v.E said...
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A.v.E said...

Fuck you! I have the market on the "personal/impersonal" substitution gag. Which you said wasn't funny, yet here you are using it.