The thing about institutions of higher learning, specifically those that train the ethically bereft lawyers of tomorrow, is that they love giving rules and restrictions to the general masses; where one statute could do, one with three subsections, two sub-sub sections and one reference to a completely different statute is Superb.
Then they opt out of actually following the rules the rest of us learned in elementary school. What made me give up on homework tonight is the definition section that uses the word they are trying to define in the definition. And if once is good enough, three times is Grand.
Now I'm stuck trying to decide what is better to waste my time: Adventures in Babysitting or Big Trouble in Little China.
Although the real question is which has worse lines:
"You know what Ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this. . ."
OR
"Don't Fuck with the Lords of Hell!" "Don't Fuck with the Babysitter!"
oh, the mediocrity . . .
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I think what you really mean is "which has better lines"
fuck adventures in babysitting for wasting the song "gimmie shelter."
B.T.I.L.C (has it's known on the streets) is fucking amazing. Carpenter had the greatest run from Halloween 'til the last fifteen minutes of "They Live."
both of these movies are bullshit. It's all about Gremlins where I'm from.
Fuck Gremlins.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch is where it's at.
god, I don't envy you almost-lollers at all.
Gremlins 2 had Hulk Hogan in it. Looking back, this was probably his finest work.
I think you're forgetting No Holds Barred (which was filmed in Topeka).
Then there's Suburban Commando.
And let's not forget his turn in Rocky III
But you're right, after the above mentioned titles, andThunder in Paradise, yes. It's his best work to date.
You're both forgetting the outstanding VH1 program Hogan Knows Best
it was remarkable what a great father he is. it really is.
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