Bars, don't marry Corndog Girl. Marry Slut Machine. Here's video proof that she's your soul mate:
"Pot Psychology"
Plus, you can skip the roses and stuff 'cause she's already seen your weiner.
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8 comments:
I hope no girl/boy/whatever is ever burdened with Moronica matrimony.
Don't be heartless lawyer swine, Ollie. It's unbecoming.
Slaggers is trying to play marijuana match-maker and all you can think to do is naysay.
Boo.
SOOOOOO BORRRRRRED.
I've been in bed for 24 hours. I think my butt might be rotting off. But I have a headache so bad my eyes are all squinty. I wonder how much of it is the god-wrath sickness and how much is caffeine withdrawal.
And anyway, some girl/boy/whatever will eventually marry Bars. He'll read him/her/it some dirty poetry, speak some French, and demonstrate his superior knowledge of symbolic logic and it'll be all over.
What, I'm the only one who thinks that's hot?
Two posts without a caffeinated boost? You put the other bloggers to shame.
god i know. i'm that bored.
blogging is SO last month
Dude, don't worry.
I've seen and read all the pot psychology posts.
But I've only been keeping up this blargging business in the vain hope that someone would be like "moronica is a big fan of that onedatatime girl maybe we should send her a link"
I mean, the only one big flaw in that plan is that no one would be impressed with my posts. I looked over some of them today. A lot of them suck.
But then again. Like Slaggers said, she's already seen the worst of me.
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