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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Hybrids should be able to park in handicapped spots

I mean the cars, not like wolf people or something. And I'm not just saying this because I want one.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

you having a hybrid (car, not werewolf, although having a werewolf or being a werewolf would be tits), would only further both your hieghtened sense of superiority and persecution.

plus, your inability to walk over 20 feet without hacking and weezing up dark green lung butter is your own damn fault. don't be taking up my precious parking spots. i damn well earned it by getting a leg and both nuts lopped off in saigon.

Anonymous said...

I thought blah school was supposed to teach you how to make an argument. Your opening statement is unconvincing.

A.v.E said...

What the hell has happened to you? First, Jerry Loller School. Second, this blog. Now a Ha-brid?!

Teen Babbles would hate the man he'd become. (Especially since Younger Babbles was able to pull down way more top-shelf pussy.)

Slogan Echoes said...

AVENUE's use of the term "top-shelf pussy" goes a long way toward proving that this is not something he himself has ever been able to "pull down."

Also, I've seen photos of high school Babbles and I'm pretty sure the only thing he was "pulling" was...

You get the idea.

Molly Slaggerty said...

ooh, dunk. only the second one counts. supposedly a.v.e. gets tha mad pussy.

or so babbles says.

Oliver Babbles said...

no, no, no, I don't believe that's anything I've ever said. And I don't even have a snappy retort; just a simple denial.

Slogan Echoes said...

I honestly just needed something to fill the space below where I called a.v.e. "Avenue."

A.v.E said...
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A.v.E said...

It's true. The stream of tang into my life flows as strong and continuous as the foul drip trickling from the "reduced for quick sale"-pussy that Current Babbles is relegated to.

Not to worry, Current Babbles. It comes at a cost. My miyagi looks like the portrait of Dorian Gray.

And Slogan, I got your space filler right here. (Points to miyagi.)

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Slogan Echoes said...

I have to admit...

I'm impressed you were able to combine Oscar Wilde and Karate Kid into a description of your herpe-ridden penis.

Well played.