when class starts with this: “ now here we have our happy little pie chart, and in this half are aliens. . . “ you’d think you were in store for a rollicking good time - especially if you consider yourself to be a sci-fi geek (and I do).
This sounds like the kind of math problem I can handle.
Alas, this is not Fox Mulder standing up there, it isn’t even Bob Engler (who would be a big step up from this particular professor) . . . and despite the discussion of EWI’s, OOS’s, and the statutes referring to “alien crewmen” this is the longest three hours of my week.
I think Wednesdays are the new February.
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I just subscribed to "EW." Entertainment Weekly rules. What's the "I" stand for; do you get the international version or something?
Mulder would be more likely to present a slide-show of an alien autopsy than point to a pie chart.
Who know who likes pie? Toby.
when you say 'alien crewmen' I picture a bunch of grey almond-eyed alien creatures in a long rowboat with "princeton crew" shirts on.
nony...you have a lame imagination. try again.
EW is as worthless as a split perineum.
I've maintained a subscription to Zillions for 17 years, and I'll maintain it for 17 more.
And all this time I thought "blah school" would be boring. I didn't realize there were alien pie charts and shit.
"Happy little pie chart?"
Are you learning extra-terrestrial law from a disembodied Bob Ross?
That's so rad.
I think it may be the only time I've ever heard the word "happy" uttered within the walls of this building.
Bob Engler- nice reference
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